This post has no meaningful, reflective discussion to it, though I’m sure it could be considered metaphorical in some ways…!
I thought I’d share a random little incident that happened to me the other day, because my family found it amusing.
So, when I’m home I like to sit in my big round arm chair by the back door and look out at the garden. (It spins around too, for optimum seating/viewing experience).
I was doing this the other day when a cat snuck under the garden gate. Note: We don’t have a cat and we’ve never had one in our garden since we moved in.
I thought “Aw, that’s nice” and watched it disappear behind our shed.
It then popped out from the other side and started digging in my flower pot. I had just planted some bulbs the day before so was obviously thinking, “Bugger!”
It then climbs in the pot and takes a shit. And for the first time, makes the most awkward and prolonged eye contact with me while it does it.
As if to say, “Planted some bulbs did you? Unlucky.”
And for a good two minutes it sat there and stared. To the point where I felt a little uncomfortable about the whole situation… I almost shut the curtains to give it some privacy.
It then made a swift exit back under the gate and I was left with a flower pot full of cat shit and bulbs across the garden. It had literally just popped in to take a shit, before popping off again.
At least when my friends do that, they usually stay for a cup of tea after! (Minus the squatting over a flower pot and staring part, obviously.)
Perhaps she is sharing her disdain of daffodils with you? 😉
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Ha, maybe that’s it! I took the hint…
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Best blog heading goes to?? Hahah love it.
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Haha, thanks mate! 🙂
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Thank you for making me laugh out loud today – brilliant.
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Aw, glad I could help 🙂 Thanks for stopping by! xx
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Good hearing from you. Hope you had a great week.
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Thank you, likewise! I have actually, it’s been quite peaceful. How have you been?
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Excellent job! Doing much better. Almost month off Instagram almost three off Facebook. Deleted some apps off phone during day to get even more time. Read a book this week called “Will power doesn’t work” by Benjamin Hardy. Loved it and gave more to think about.
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Great work mate, glad to hear you’re feeling the benefits already! I’m trying to learn by your example and cut down! It’s scary how much of a habit it has become for me… That sounds like an interesting read, I’ll have to look it up. I’m currently reading, ‘How to Kill Your Husband’ by Kathy Lette, which was given to me by my husband’s family, funnily enough…
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Lol wow. I better check out that book. You Can Do it with respect to the social Media. I believe in you.
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Thanks mate, I appreciate that x
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how wonderful turning
compost into flowers 🙂
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Haha that’s a refreshing perspective!
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Cats, love them or hate them…
They don’t fucking care!!
At least that cat hasn’t become a house guest and half lives with you like my family house’s nieghbour’s feline intruder
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Haha. I would say it didn’t give a shit but technically, it did! Oh no, that’s next level. I hope that’s not where this is headed and the pot wasn’t a warning that its coming for our territory! Consider us on high alert from now on…The little bastard.
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“Cats
Designed in heaven
Possessed by hell
Not loyal to either
Controlled by none”
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Haha nice!
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Omg! Fab! What a giggle! Thank you! I needed a laugh! I’m carol anne, from Ireland. I have dissociative identity disorder, ptsd, and I am blind. I blog over at therapy bits, come on over and follow me! I’ll definitely be following you haha with that sense of humour you have who couldn’t resist! 😛
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Thank you so much for your time and kind words, its so lovely to meet you! I’ll head over there right now! x
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An apt title.💙
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Hehe, thank you! x
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😂👍
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😊
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😂 looked at me for a two solid minutes to the point where I felt uncomfortable..love it!! Sorry about the cat shit in your flower pot tho..
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😂 Thank you! I appreciate it, hoping it’ll help the bulbs grow that did survive the assault!
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I’ll keep my fingers crossed 😂
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